emergency raincoat

i found this “emergency raincoat” at the dollar store in kingston. not the one with the fancy red sign but the one humbly located next to subway on princess street.

it’s raining hard today in saskatoon. i’ve noticed that canadians don’t like to use umbrellas. so tough. in japan, i never left home without my umbrella. never!! all japanese have to carry umbrellas every day — it’s required by the japanese constitution.

for people in other countries who don’t like to block the rain with mechanical devices such as an umbrella, this “emergency raincoat” would be an ideal substitute.

the downside of wearing raincoats is that it’s very hard to avoid looking lame. thanks to the recent improvements in fashion industry, there are more and more design-oriented raincoats available in canada. there are raincoats in bold, catchy colours, some with geometical patterns on them. that’s wonderful.

but may i say, they’re missing the whole point of raincoats? a stylish raincoat makes it too obvious that you’ve taken the time to find the perfect raincoat for a rainy day. and it’s clear that the only reason you’re carefree to walk down the street in the rain is because of that raincoat. other people, without raincoats, will say “if it weren’t for your raincoat, you’d be looking like a drowned rat, too!” by being obviously too well prepared, you deserve this sort of criticism.

the key point with raincoats is: keep it subtle. that’s why this emergency raincoat is made of transparent clear plastic. no-one will be able to tell that you’re wearing a raincoat (unless they get really close up). you’ll walk down the street in the rain like it’s just another beautiful sunny day. nonchalant, yet flawless. just like magic!

ladies will say: “who is this gentleman looking real sharp even in this heavy rain? what’s his secret?” gentlemen will say: “what a courageous lady, walking in the rain! i want her to be my wife.”

with this raincoat in your bag or in your pocket, you’re all set. you have no fear of the rain, and you’ll grab everyone’s hearts.

please, be prepared. if you do, you’ll be as proud as this happy man, walking in the rain.


Author: yuka

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13 thoughts on “emergency raincoat”

  1. Tragically, the flashy-red-sign dollar store in Kingston has closed down. The humble “Dollarama” is still going strong.

  2. I sincerely thought it was called “Dollarama”, but last time I passed by I noticed that the sign actually says “Dollar Club”. But if I open my own dollar store I will call it “Dollarama” for sure.

  3. We have a great “Japanese” dollar store in Phoenix called “Banzai.: Everything there is Japanese. They have an entire wall of Hello Kitty items that are nearly useless but unbelievably cute. Lots of great bags with Hello Kitty or frogs or pandas or other animated or fuzzy characters.Ironically, its run completely by Koreans who looked at me very funny the first time I thanked them in Japanese.

  4. LOL :D
    i’d like to see a japanese $1 store called “seppuku” or “harakiri” :D
    i’m not a big fan of hello kitty myself, but i’d like to go to the J-dollar store you have in phoenix. banza~i.

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